"The wealthy, not only by private fraud but also by common laws, do every day pluck and snatch away from the people some part of their daily living. Therefore, when I consider and weigh in my mind these commonwealths which nowadays do flourish, I perceive nothing but a certain conspiracy of rich men in procuring their own commodities under the name and authority of the commonwealth.

They invent and devise all means and crafts, first how to keep safely without fear of losing that which they have unjustly gathered together, and next how to hire and abuse the work and labor of the people for as little money and effort as possible."

Thomas More, Utopia

Monday, September 26, 2011

How may we be of service?

Since the G20 Summit will be coming around these parts soon with plans to hash out the further institutionalization of austerity for the masses, I thought this little ditty would be a nice lullaby for those of us charged with protecting the pampered asses of our guests:


Anonymous said...

Irish Fire Fighter
Paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime
visit to New York , when he rounds a corner and there's a high-rise
building on fire.
Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to
the building to see if he can help and notices people trapped five stories
Paddy yells to the people, "I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick,
an Irish Fire Fighter on holiday. I'm also a Rugby Union fullback! If you
jump, I'll catch you!"

One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her..

Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and he jumps. Sure
Paddy catches him as well..

Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy
didn't even
attempt to catch him.
Paddy looks up and yells, "Don't be throwin' down the burnt ones!"
Warning: If you laugh at this, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Rev.
Wright will be coming by to kick your ass.

Coldtype said...

"Funny", sure but it neatly encapsulates our problem doesn't it.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

I am sure some of the protesters, in New York anyway, were doing more than chalking on the sidewalk.

That being said, he does raise a point aht you and I Coldie have been saying for years. The rich use the working class and then somehow the working class lashes out at those who question these tactics.


Anonymous said...

the 1968 CPD handled protestors in exactly the correct manner

Wood Shampoos

the Occupy tards and next years the g-8 protestors all deserve the same treatment